Green Pea Soup 2`32 Lyrics

Green Pea Soup 2`32 lyrics

If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin.

She would levitate, vomit green,

beat a priest - what a teen!

Dick Clark would grin.

And foul things'd spurt without discretion

from her tiny mouth.

She'd say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!



Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too,

she doesn't like it when I tell her to.



I don't know what's come over me.

  I'm not myself today,

  Linda's all the rage -

  the Devil's underage.



Get that cross right out of there girl,

you don't know where it's been.

You're 13, underage, into bondage.

It's just a phase.

You're too young to sin,

speak in tongues backwards in Latin.

Let me hear you say:

Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!



Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug,

she's gonna get all my gnarly love.



I don't know what's come over me.

  I'm not myself today,

  Linda's all the rage -

  the Devil's underage.



The power of Christ compels you