Vincent Price Monologue Lyrics

Vincent Price Monologue lyrics

Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display,

	little boy, aha
cute! Moving to the next aisle we have

	arachnida, the spiders, our..
finest collection.

	This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,

	unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa

	raptoria, his
tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of

	the skin *laugh*. And here, my
prize, the Black

	Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss
is

	fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.

	You see
her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say

	that it attacks the
central nervous system causing

	intense pain, profuse sweating,
difficulty in

	breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions

	and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the

	most about her
is her inborn need to dominate,

	possess. In fact, immediately after the
consummation

	of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the

	species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is

	delicious.. and I
hope he was! Such power and dignity

	- unhampered by sentiment. If I may
put forward a

	slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has
ruled

	this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long

	enough!
And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black

	Widow shall rise as his
most fitting successor!