Welcome To The Forty Thieves Lyrics

Welcome To The Forty Thieves lyrics

Congratulations Bub

You've joined the club and ev'rybody here agrees

We got thefinest blend of nearly honest men

Welcome to the forty thieves



A fraternity of thugs that you can trust

There's no thing up our eighty sleeves

Got lots a grub to share

Pull up on easy chair

Welcome to the forty thieves



Now you get to lie and cheat

Never have to brush your teeth

But we always aim to please

Care for one another, you'll never miss your mother

(Oh, I love you guys!)



Scheming up a scam out on the lam

Takin' whatever we please

And if you like to lurk, you're gonna love this work

Welcome to the forty thieves



Welcome to the forty thieves



Together we're the perfect team

Larceny is in the genes

Dare to share the family dream

Live a life or leisure, counting all your treasure



As an honorary member of the gang

That no one alive ever leaves

Ya gotta snatch and sneak or else your future's bleak

We got a life time contract that you're bound to keep

Ya wanna save your skin, you'd better fit right in

Wel, Wel, Welcome to the

Wel, Wel, Welcome to the forty thieves