General Hospi-tale Lyrics

General Hospi-tale lyrics

Lead Vocals: Rebecca Hall



Rock it hard, rock it steady

Pick
yourself up and get yourself ready

Wave your arms let me hear you yell

We're gonna rap about General Hospi-Tale



It started out in Port
Charles town

Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around

No one
could prove that he was a crook

Till Luke stole his little black book



It had names and numbers all in code

So Luke and Laura had to
hit the road

They had to find the left-handed boy

Watch their step,
they had to be coy



The gold involved was worth so much

Others
wanted it like Sally and Hutch

But there's one thing I must confess

Sally was a man who wore a dress



Luke kept his cool, he ain't
no fool

He set them both up cold

Well Sally died, Hutch survived

And no one got the gold



"Paging Dr. Noah Drake to ICU to treat a
case of heartbreak"



They keep me waiting

I don't mind
waiting

Don't call me crazy

No I'm not lazy

My day won't go
right

I can't sleep all night

My hands start shaking

My knees
start aching

I just can't cope without my soap



General
Hospi-Tale

General Hospi-Tale

Umm, number one

General
Hospi-Tale

You're my worst affliction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my favorite addiction



Monica likes to have her fun

That is why she had a son

She told Rick he was the dad

Soon
found out that he'd been had



"There's one thing that you can give
me that Leslie can't and that's passion"





Alan was the
father, of course

And he won't give Monica a divorce

Rick wants to
get Leslie back

Heather's havin' an insane attack



"I'll get
Diana Taylor