Afroman Whack Rappers Lyrics

Whack Rappers Lyrics

this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers 

and all the whack people who like and buy their whack music 



i think you crazy if you like Jay-z 

dont change clothes change the cd 

Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be 

cause you do need a hook and another beat 

Jermaine Dupree, you know you wrong 

fucked up Chingy's song 



Afro-mother fuckin-M-A-N cant stand no mother fuckin Ying-Yang Twins

i think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant, irritating bunch of
noise 

if you dont give a damn go on throw it out 

if you dont give a damn go on throw it out 

the window, up against the wall 

laugh when the motherfucker falls 

these fools cant rap at all 



i never buy a tune 

from the Neptunes 

when they beat come on 

i hope it go off soon 

Fabolous, whats Fabolous about? 

i think he terrible, music unbearable 

rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man) 

i rest my case 



Kelis, wow, i hate her so much right now 

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

who gave her a record deal, oh my god! 

Nas is in the video with Kelis 

Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce 

both of these rappers are whack 

yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante 

the music industry is usin the slang 

and trying to play it off like they doing their thing 



cmon Cameron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy 

how can you be from a city so black 

and bust shitty lyrics thats whick whick whack(get back on Kelis) 

oh yeah Kaelis, this is what i want you to do 

get on your knees, face me, 

i got a milkshake for you and its tasty 

just like your album 



Puff Daddy, enough already 

now its P. Diddy still sound shitty 

how can your group be called Da Band 

no body plays an instrument man 

i dont play B2K 

R&B singers B2Gay (you know they broke up over money) 

oh yeah, thats too bad, i dont care 

i think its good, no doubt 

they can stop putting all that bullshit out 

like "what a girl want what a girl need

a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave 

what a girl want what a girl need

a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave" 

a bump bump bump 

now thats all i wanna do 

a bump bump bump 

thats my song thats thats what i wrote down on the peice of paper 

a bump bump bump 

call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me 



real pimps get down on the flow 

but i dont see a hoe in the video 

why is David Banner runnin from the clan 

what happened to the bitches man 

Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes

its supposed to be about Cadillacs 

not David Banner bringin dead people back 

even though its all good 

it might get misunderstood 

damn skippy, mississippi is the hood 

raps im writing up, i cant lighten up 

until these whack ass rappers tightin up 



Missy Elliot, she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary 

her cd aint worth it 

put you money in your pocket and reverse it 

her cd aint worth it 

put you money in your pocket and reverse it 



Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 



i cant stand her music going in my ear 

if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here 

i cant stand her music going in my ear 

if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here 



most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 



hey man, hey, look Trina's on tv 

oh yeah, ooh she fine 

hey homie, Trinas on tv, she cute

i wished she rappin, press mute 



and now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution 

even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)


even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cantstandEve),
harmonize 

even with her weave, i cant stand Eve 

even with her weave, i cant stand Eve 



i cant stand Eve 

thats what i said 

she got a pin head 

most peoples head is round 

hers go up and down, like a peanut 

she could be pretty 

if her attitude wasnt so shitty 

talkin bout "you tryin to come through the back door" 

she aint got no back door 

what she talkin smack fo' 



male bashin with Mary J 

like queen latifa she must be gay 

in my radio you gets no play not today 

what the fuck happened to MTV 

why these whack people get to make a cd 



i dont know man look at 50 Cent 

he dont move his mouth when he rap man 

he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what im sayin 

he dont move his mouth 

(mumbling) 

open your mouth 

(more mumbling) 

ill teach you how to stunt 



teach me how to stunt?

they need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt 

get high get drunk and take it easy 

and stop making songs so cheesy 

now Manny Fresh is actually fresh 

and Juvenille, i like his style 

but the worst rapper i ever heard man 

is the whack ass mother fuckin Birdman 

what about Silk the Shocker? 

my name is Silk and ill shock you 

ive jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker