Dirty Rap Songs Lyrics

Dirty Rap Songs lyrics

Says
Wait a minute man. ey check this out man.
There was the blind man
right
he was fellin his way down the street with this stick right
he
walked pass this fish market you know what i'm sayin
he stopped he took a
deep breath he said
whoa! good mornin ladies
you like that shit man
I
got a gang of that shit man 
I'll tell you what 
my man on the dick

dude on the balls
everybody gather round the mic
i'll tell ya all
these muthafucken jokes
first i'mma start it off like this
help me sing
it homeboy
c'mon!

sucks dick
sings

Colt 45 and two
zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after
dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our
turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my
joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through
palm dale
skatin' on dayton' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe
de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby
will

well it was just sundown in a small white town
they call it east
side palm dale- well
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses
went up for sale-sale 
well i was standin on the corner sellin rap
cds
when i met a little girl named jan-(jan!)
i let her ride in my caddy
cuz i didnt know her daddy
was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked
ont he bed- 
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin
afro
then we fucked to the left, fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
till the shit turned white
i thought to myself- sheeba sheeba- got my ass
looking like a zebra
i pulled on my clothes- i was on my way
till her
daddy pulled up in the chevrolet
So I ran- i jumped- out the back window-

but her daddy- he was waitin with a two by four
oooh- he beat me to the
left- beat me to the right-
the motha fucka whooped my ass all night
but
i aint mad- at her prejudice dad- 
that's the best damn pussy i EVA
had!
i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
ima fuck that bitch just
one more time!

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We
can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana
burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit
the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i
said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high
as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on daytons rims
so roll,
roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't
sell
i bet my cabby will

i met this lady in hollywood
she had
green hair but DAMN she looked good
i took to my house-cuz she was
fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
i met this
lady- from Japan
never made love with an african
i fucked her
once(once)
i fucked her twice(twice)
i ate that pussy like shrimp friend
rice
dont be amazed at the stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart
of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass
like a kangaroo
see i met this woman- from hawaii!
stuck it in her ass
and she said Ayi!
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties
busted open with hawaiin punch
met colonal sander's wife in the state of
kentucky
said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me
i came in her
mouth- it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and
spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need 
we can go
to the park after dark some that tumbleweed 
As the marijuana burn
we can
take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

i met dolly
parton in Tennesee
her titties were filled with hennesee
and that country
music really drove me crazy
but i roped that ass and said yes miss
daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met
this lady in Michigan
can't wait til i fuck that bitch again
met a real
black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white
albina
i fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit so i owe
her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i
told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran cross the border of
Mexico
this fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just
like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married but i can't afford it
i know i'm
gonna cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's
all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As
the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap
songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from
here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and
stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on daytons
rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and
cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will