High School Football Hero Lyrics

High School Football Hero lyrics

I wanna be a highschool football hero.
With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I
wanna
try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football
hero.
I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
I don't
care about my future 'cause it is just another day.
I'll rush for forty
yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with
this brunette someone
pass me another blonde.
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down
with 'roids.
I've gotta get my rest so I can
party with the boys.
My
brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow.
I'll change my name
to
Bubba so that everyone will know...