Rolling Balls Lyrics

Rolling Balls lyrics

Bowling is my life 

and it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team, 

although I'm not very good. 

The guys won't accept me, 

I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will
roll. 

I think I want to be... 

Balls will roll, 

I think it's time, 

it's time for me to be a girl. 

It's a very big decision, 

it's going to change my life. 

I'll have to make all new friends, 

I 'm gonna lose my wife. 

But that's okay with me. 

There's something in my soul. 

It doesn't matter who's the better man, 

it the man who gets to bowl. 

I 've made my decision , 

I'm gonna make the change. 

There will be rolling balls, 

I'm gonna play my game. 

It's gonna be so great. 

It's gonna be the best, besides, 

I've always told myself I look good in a dress. 

I'm gonna cut'em off, 

I'm gonna cut'em off, 

I'm gonna cut'em off. 

I'll never have to cough. 

Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream. 

I'm now a member of the women's bowling team. 

I hope I throw a strike, 

'cause I'll never score again. 

My first game is tomorrow, 

I will go to play and then...