Aehof God Cheats At Poker Lyrics

God Cheats At Poker Lyrics

Every Thursday, me and the guys

Get together at Joe's, though he always
cries

"Get out my house",

We just laugh and go in

And when he
tries to stop us,

We kick him in the shin.

There's another purpose,
however,

To these Thursday nights

Apart from the booze, chilling
and the fights.

For you see, Thursday is Poker Night.

And we all
play, except Tim, who's tight.

And the point of my story happened just
last week.

When the conversation turned to the Bible, and laughing at the
meek.

And God burst in, setting the door aflame.

He smiled and said,
"Can I join in your game?



God cheats at poker!

Lying,
cheating father of us all!

God cheats at poker!

No wonder his first
game,

Led to the fall

We thought he had a flush,

We thought he
had a straight

He led us to believe,

He was our greatest mate

But he had an extra ace!

He squirted us with Mace!

To distract
us...



And then he looked at our hands

And saw what we
had...

He played us all for fools

He used as our tools

So
listen to me now!

Please kill the cow!

Get Jesus out of those
dunes!

And spit out all your prunes!

Because....



GOD
CHEATS AT POKER!!!