Tollbooth Willy Lyrics

Tollbooth Willy lyrics

Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please
Hey how ya doin tollbooth willy?
Good,
thank for askin pa
Oh thats great you know considering you're a fucking
idiot
Go fuck youself ya son of a bitch i'll come outta the booth and fuckin
whack ya, ya fuckin prick
Hey Hey Willy how's it goin?
Hey can't complain
pa how's about you?
Aw, great great, how much?
The state charge is a
dollar 25 pa
That's fine, now should you i give you the money or should i
shove the quarters directly up your fat ass he he
Why you fuckin hard on
I'll fuckin cop n fist your fuckin head with a louiseville fuckin slugger
whatd'ya think of that ass fuck
Hi Willy
Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a
bad day uh?
Well i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear you're the
best with directions
Well i know my way around New England i can tell ya
that much so where ya headin?
Well i was just wondering exactly which is the
best way to drive up your ass, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you
fuckin prick
You fuckin bitch fuck you, You forgot to pay the fuckin toll
you dirty whore i'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull you cum
guzziling queef
Hey Willy
Hey how are ya?
Here's a dollar 25 and go
fuck yourself
Ah ya fuckin prick i hope you choke on a fuckin bottle cap ya
fuckin son of a fuck eat shit eat my shit
Hello Willy good to see you
Hey
Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was quite a sermon you had the other
day
Well i do my best
Dollar 25 Bishop
Dollar 25 Willy..Isn't that the
same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit
Oh have
another one you fuckin lush, It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last
night ya fuckin douce bag
Hey
Well hey
Yeah..do you want the money or
should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass
Well i already
heard that one you fuckin unoriginal bastard go suck a cock ya piece of fuckin
repeatin shit
Hi
Oohh..Hi how are ya
Fine thank you how much is the
toll please?
For you sweetheart it's a dollar 25
Here ya go thank
you
Hey hey, honey would ya like reciept with that
Oh i almost forgot
thank you so much
And here ya are
Um..do you think you could sign
it?
Uh? sign it?
Yeah, sign it Tollbooth Willy was here
Okay sure, uh
by the way what is this for?
Just so i can have proof for my friends that i
met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive, you
understand
Fuck you, ya fuckin humptidy bitch I'll fuckin fuck you and all
your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of your fuckin mothers..You're gonna
die bitch i'm coming outta the boooooooth
Oooohh..my fuckin leg!
Hey you
ran over tollbooth willy?
Oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be
like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker
Why you fuckin pricks i fuckin
here every fuckin word you're sayin when this fuckin leg heals i'm gonna kick
you guys new fuckin arseholes...(yelling back and forth) fuck you,you mother
fuckers, i'll see you at the hospital, come to the hospital