Adam Sandler The Chanukah Song Part Ii Lyrics

The Chanukah Song Part Ii Lyrics

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah 
So much funnaka 
To celebrate Chanukah 

Chanukah is the festival of lights 
Instead of one day of presents 
We get eight crazy nights 

When you feel like the only kid in town 
Without a Christmas tree 
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish 
Just like you and me 

Winona Ryder, 
Drinks Manischewitz wine 
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein 

Guess who gives and receives 
Loads of Chanukah toys 
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys 

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, 
Courtney Love is half too 
Put them together 
What a funky bad as* Jew 

We got Harvey Keitel 
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals 
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish 
And yes her boobs are real 

Put on your yarmulka 
 
Its time for Chanukah 
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka 
celebrates Chanukah 

O.J. Simpson 
Still not a Jew 
But guess who is, 
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo 

Bob Dylan was born a Jew 
Then he wasn't 
but now he's back, 
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack. 

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed 
On the PGA tour 
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods 
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore. 

So many Jews are in the show biz 
Bruce Springsteen isn't 
But my mother thinks he is. 

Tell the world-amanaka 
It's time for Chanukah 
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah 
The C is silent in Chanukah 
So get your hooked on phonica 
Get drunk in Tijuanaka 
If you really really wannaka 
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!