The Chanuka Song Lyrics

The Chanuka Song lyrics

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out
there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song
for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah
songs.
Here we go..."

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes
Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the
festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy
nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas
tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David
Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late
Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser
from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie
Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't
need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel
with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your
yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle
Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But
guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and
her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too
shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but
guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise
isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time
to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely
Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If
you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Chanukah
Happy Chanukah