Adam Sandler Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics

Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics

- "Polychronopolous"

I'm a big f**kin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw sh*t at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
f**king two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass

'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a shit

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're f**king wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

Deal with it