Adam Sandler Cordurory Blues Lyrics

Cordurory Blues Lyrics

When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake
after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism
runnin' around so fast
My body never gained to weight
That pissed off all
my Momma's friends
And made my big-boned sister irate
But now I'm a
man
And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt
'Cause even when
I'm in the shower alone
I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt

What
made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta
me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker
outta me
And all them cookies I been munching lately
My feets are
becoming difficult to see

I believe it was my Daddy
Who led me to
this eating disease
By calling me "The Little Candy Ass"
When I couldn't
finish a burger with cheese
Or maybe it was my Momma
Who got me addicted
to all the wrong foods
Only when I gobbled down every chicken
cutlet
Would I get to see Momma's good moods
They said eat this, they
said eat that
To stay skinny there was no chance
And now when I walk I
hear corduroy
Even though I ain't wearing pants

What made a
millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat
mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You
fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all that ice
cream I been eating lately
My chins alone weight 203

The diet starts
tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a bown of white
rice
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
If
this diet's gonna work
Tonight I can't eat no more
"Just go to sleep," I
say to myself
As I close the bedroom door
Two in the morning, I wake up
to piss
My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the
diet
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

What made a millionaire
out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a
millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And
all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately