Adam Sandler Chanukah Song Lyrics

Chanukah Song Lyrics

"ok ok this is a song that uh, theres a lot of Christmas songs out
there
and uh not to many Hanukah songs so uh i wrote a song for all
those
nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukah
songs."

Put on your yamakah, 
here comes Hanukah,
so much
funnukah to celebrate Hanukah,
Hanukah is, 
the feastival of
lights,
instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy
nights!

When you feel like the only kid in town,
without a Christmas
tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish,
just like you and
me!

David Lee Roth,
lights the Menorah,
so do James Konkirk
Dougalas and the late Diana Shora,
Geuss who eats together at the Carnagi
Deli,
Bosher from Shanana and Arthur Fonza Relli!

Pualoman half
jewish,
Goldi Hans too,
put them together what a FINE lookin
jew!

You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you
can spin a dradle with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock!
(both jewish!)

Put
on you yarmakah,
its time for Hannukah,
the owners of the Seattle
supersonikahs,
celebrate Hanukah!

OJ Simpson,
NOT A JEW!,
but
geuss who is?,
Hall o' famer Rod Karou!

We got Ann Landers and her
sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quater Jewish!,
NOT TO
SHABBY!

Some people think,
Ebaniser Scrooge is,
well he's not but
geuss who is?,
all three Stooges!!!

So many Jews are rich o'
biz,
Tom Cruise isn't,
but I heard his agent is!

Tell your friend
Veronica,
its time to celebrate Hanukah!,
O don't forget a
harmonica,
on this lovely lovely Hanukah!
So drink your gin and
tonicah,
and smoke your marajuanica!
if you really really
wannukah,
have a happy happy happy,
HANUKAH!