7 Foot Man Lyrics

7 Foot Man lyrics

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and
relax

I'm the 7 foot man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my head
into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I
repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I'm 7 feet
tall,
And I dont play basketball,

I'm 7 feet tall,
But I'm still
just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling
fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since
I've had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his
head,

7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know
cause I've tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my
penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!

So the next time you see
me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree
branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I'll pay you back ,
Soon you will
see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I'm
the 7 foot man,

7 foot man,
7 foot man