All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned In Calculus Lyrics

All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned In Calculus lyrics

Well you can differentiate with the best of them

Yeah you can sure find your dx and dy

Wontcha let me scootch on over to the desk next to you

And I'll show you some things on my TI



Now don't think I'm being a square

But I think I want us to be a nerdy pair



Well you can sure arrive at some decent sig figs

That we learned in Chemistry

Yeah you can be my tutor and we'll get a little gooder

We gotta lotta potential energy



Now please don't think I'm being obtuse

But I think I like the look of your hypotenuse



Nerd Girl, I get goofy over you

Nerd Girl, yeah I'll be a nerd for you, too



The way you build a whizzer just knocks me on my gizzard

I'll bet L'Hopital never felt like this

Please don't make me apply torque to twist your arm

I would even do word problems for a kiss



Now don't think I'm being a square

But I neven wanna letcha outta my hair



How many moles of affection till I win this election?

I would even run the Hearing Curve twice

I need to integrate you as a part of my life

Yeah I got plans for us in Nerd Paradise



Now please don't think I'm being obtuse

But I think I like the look of your hypotenuse