A-camp My Dad Lyrics

My Dad Lyrics

(talking)

 quack goes the goose

 and also goes the duck

 moo goes the cow

 

 (singing)

 my dad is a business man

 he likes to drink a few

 he likes to watch the footy

 and doesn't flush his poo

 

 when hes not at works hes dirty

 digging in his pit

 when its deep enough

 he hangs a little shit

 

 (chorus)

 woooooo my dad is wierd

 yeh he is very strange

 he makes all his chickens

 lay all their eggs free range

 

 my dad bets on the footy

 and although he always looses

 he sits in his chair

 pulling out his hair

 and calls everyone loosers

 

 (chorus)