Aborted Clinical Colostomy Lyrics

Clinical Colostomy Lyrics

[Music: Bart, Lyrics: Sven/Leon Del Muerte]



Stain-less steel doors burst open

A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver

Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench

...By the stench...



Horrified nurses scatter

Foul human cess seeps

Punctuation the smell

Of acrid colonic contents

...colonical...



Numbed by the reek,

prepare for surgery

Internal horror revealed,

with a blast from the asscheek



Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance

Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table

Eyes see shit, decorating the tools

Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour



The ribcage opens,

a smell comes to the fore

Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,

regurgitation ensues



Disbelieving doctors from theories

Manure, in puddles,

from a human sewer

An unbelievable reek should have drained

from his pooper



Gasses build up pressure

Causing an ominous rumble from within

A ghastly turn of events

leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined



Stain-less steel doors burst open

yet in the other way

phrenetic surgeons are fleeing

this coprophagic mess



Numbed by the reek,

prepare for surgery

Internal horror revealed,

with a blast from the asscheek



A gruesome ending

to a tale of coprophagic grandeur

The art of forensic scatology

had to be endured

A bacteriological manifestation

which leaves no doubt

Infecting bystanders

with this methane gargling disease