Abercrombie Porn Star Lyrics

Porn Star Lyrics

I think I’ve seen her face before  
while at the video store  
I got this sense of dejavu  
when she blew me a kiss from across the room  
She’s a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress  
but she always gets invited to celebrity events  
with Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash  
you know........I’m thinking she’s a porn star  
Bumpin’ and grindin’ on the TV screen  
with the biggest smile that I’ve ever seen  
you know......she’s a natural porn star  
She got the Benz and the house in the hills  
a closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips  
I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation  
but she makes ten times my current profession  
Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets  
I can’t help feeling like I’m auditioning  
Is there a video camera hidden in her clock?  
Did someone say we need the money shot?  
Bumpin’ and grindin’ on the TV screen  
with the biggest smile that I’ve ever seen  
you know......she’s a natural porn star  
She wants to be up there with  
Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene  
Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties  
and then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green  
with her natural born charm, she’s a natural porn star  
Bumpin’ and grindin’ on the TV screen  
with the biggest smile that I’ve ever seen  
you know......she’s a natural porn star  
Don’t be shy, just let down your guard  
You do this all the time so it shouldn’t be so hard  
cause....you’re a natural  
Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark  
Let’s do it one more time with total disregard  
cause.....you’re a natural porn star