Abdoujaparov There S Nobody Less Rock N Roll Than Me Lyrics

There S Nobody Less Rock N Roll Than Me Lyrics

There`s nobody less rock `n` roll than me  
I can`t get drunk, I can`t do drugs  
I`ve got no street credibilit y 
I`m a telly tubby, a tubby teddy  
When my centre spread is loved and fed  
I`m comletely happy  
 
Call the police, I feel I`ve been fleeced  
I can`t get liad, I can`t do raves  
I`m all respectability  
I`m a trifle pathetic and I`m not very brave  
For the sake of health, I sh*t myself  
and run the other way  
 
But there`s a place where I can go  
To get off my face when I feel low  
A hell shaped room without a view  
Whefre I can be when I`m with you  
There`s a place thats in my bed  
Its in my heart and in my head  
Theres a way for me to go  
When I`m feeling rock `n` roll.......rock and roll