Funky Cold Medina Lyrics

Funky Cold Medina lyrics

Artist : A Flock Of Seagulls
Song : Funky Cold Medina

So...cold
cooling at a ball
and im looking for some action
but like Mick Jagger
said
I can't get no satisfaction
the girls are all around
but none of
them wanna get with me
my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
yo,
wassup with the l-o-c
the girls are all jocking
at the other end of the
bar
having drinks with some no-name chump
when they know that I'm the
star
so I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I
asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
he said "funky cold medina"

this
brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
put a little medina in
your glass
and the girls'll come real quick
it's better than any
alcohol
or afrodesiac
a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be
on your lap
so I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
and then he
licked his bowl and he looked at me
and did the wild thing on my leg
he
used to scratch and bite me
before he was much much meaner
but now all
the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

you know what I'm
saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got
Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
they won't leave my dog alone with that
medina thing

I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name
Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she
said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of
sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took
her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got
undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I
don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl
is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a
man,
this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,

break it
down,

back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a
shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection
the audience guests
voted, and you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
ford
media had some dinner
she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what
I'd be getting,
but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a
wedding,
I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing
ya",
that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold
medina

you know what I'm saying
that medina's a monster
y'all
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