A F I Cereal Wars Lyrics

Cereal Wars Lyrics

Get up early in the morning,
Going to the store.
Post, kellogs, general mills? 
It’s the cereal war.
f**kin’ store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, kellogs, general mills? 
It’s the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
It’s got a condom in the box.
I’ll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the f**k is sonny anyway? 
Some say dino’s are the best,
They’ve got more marshmallows than the rest.
There’s not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
And always stay away from wheaties.
Now it’s dinner time and I’m going back to the store.
I had some erkles, ’liked ’em a lot.
It’s the cereal war.
I wish I were calvin or hobbes
And then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get cap’n crunch,
I guess I’ll have crunch berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
That’s the only kind I’ll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a f**kin’ squirrel to you?