If I Could Only Flag Her Down Lyrics

If I Could Only Flag Her Down

I don’t need her money
I don’t need a ride
I got enough connections
I don’t need a piece of her hide

I just wanna please her
I just wanna squeeze her
I just wanna crash her
I just wanna trash her
If I could only flag her down
If I could only flag her down

Well, it’s not because of her beauty
And her brand new low cut blouse.
It’s not because she’s so snooty
Or a fine famed millionaire.

It’s not ’cause she’s in motion
In a brand new cadillac car
It’s not because of her lotion
She’s a real sweet candy bar

I just want to meet her
I just want to squeeze her
I just want to crash her
I just want to trash her
If I could only flag her down!
If I could only flag her down!

- billy gibbons, dusty hill & frank beard