Funky Cold Medina Lyrics

Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina 

Tone Loc 

cold cooling at a ball 

looking
for some action 

but like Mick Jagger said 

I can't get no
satisfaction 

the girls are all around 

but none of them wanna get
with me 

my threads are fresh and I'm looking def 

yo wassup with
the l o c 

the girls are all jocking 

at the other end of the bar


having drinks with some no name chump 

when they know that I'm the
star 

so I got up and strolled over 

to the other side of the
cantina 

I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" 

he said "funky cold
medina" 



this brother told me a secret 

on how to get more
chicks 

put a little medina in your glass 

and the girls'll come
real quick 

it's better than any alcohol 

or afrodesiac 

a
couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap 

so I gave
some to my dog, when he began to big 

and then he licked his bowl and he
looked at me 

and did the wild thing on my leg 

he used to scratch
and bite me 

before he was much much meaner 

but now all the
poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina 



you know what
I'm saying 

I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door 

I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls 

they won't leave my dog alone
with that medina thing 



I went up to this girl 

she said "Hi,
my name Sheena" 

I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold
medina, 

she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" 

and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was


with it 

so I took her to my crib 

and everything went well
as planned 

but when she got undressed it was big old mess 

Sheena
was a man 

so I threw him out 

I don