Has Anyone Seen My Underwear Lyrics

Has Anyone Seen My Underwear

Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor 

With an empty bottle of JD still clasped in my hand

My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air 

But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear 



Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 



I looked up and down, and all around 

People stopped to stare 

I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care 

It's just not fair, what a nightmare 

Wish I had a spare, but I don't 



Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 



What could've happened with it? 

I hear them all there laughing 

Hiding myself in the dark 

I hope nobody saw the skidmark 



Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 



I was about to give up 

I was about to go home 

When I saw my pair of BVDs laying there by the phone 

i knew that they were mine

I saw that they were fine, but I was still drunk and naked 

Everybody laughed and everybody screamed--- 



Has anyone,has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 



Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 



where did it go