You Don`t Love Me Anymore Lyrics

You Don`t Love Me Anymore

(Al Yankovic)

 

 We've been together for so long

 But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?

 Seems you don't want me around

 The passion is gone and the flame's died down

 

 I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

 That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

 You used to think I was nice

 Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

 

 Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?

 That kind of thing is hard to ignore

 Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 

 I knew that we were having problems when

 You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

 You're still the light of my life

 Oh darling, I'm begging

 Won't you put down that knife?

 

 You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way

 You poison my coffee just a little each day

 I still remember the way that you laughed

 When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

 

 Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra

 Doing in my underwear drawer?

 Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

 

 You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

 Now my scars are all healing, but my  heart never will

 You set my house on fire

 You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

 

 Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

 You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

 You drilled a hole in my head

 Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

 

 Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all

 You never acted this way before

 Honey, something tells me you don't love me

 Anymore, oh no no

 Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

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 Eric Wincentsen

 267@ef.gc.maricopa.edu

 Glendale Community College,

   Glendale, Arizona

 

   "Why can I do this? Because we got the bombs. Two words: Nuclear f#$king

       weapons!"

               -Dennis Leary, "Asshole"

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