Trigger Happy Lyrics

Trigger Happy

(Al Yankovic)
Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the
radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been
waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you're wondering
I'll
tell you where I am
I'm right here (right here) right here (right
here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven't
moved an inch from this here spot
Trafic jam
The freeway's one big
parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator's boiling hot
And I'm stuck right
here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a
traffic jam
Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobwebs growin'
On the
steering wheel
Now I'm no genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn't have
had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and a half ago
Yeah and if you need
to find me
I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here (right here) right
here (right here)
Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...
Traffic
jam
I haven't moved an inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The
freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Well I thought we were movin'
but I guess we're not
'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here
in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Stuck in the
middle of a traffic jam
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to
bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to
bumper to bumper...
Yay-hey!
There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
I'm
gonna puke if I hear any more
There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
Watch
what happens when I open my door
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
Well, I
guess that's perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago
And I can still
see my house from here
So if anybody's tryin' to find me
Well, I'll tell
you where I am
Right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck
right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch
from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking
lot
Traffic jam
Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are
shot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the
middle)
Stuck out here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic
jam...traffic jam...traffic
jam...woo!
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