Toothless People Lyrics

Toothless People

They only show you their gums when they smile

 Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile

 Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce

 They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

 

 Hey!  Stand up!

 Toothless people...their breath is lethal, wanna tell you

 Hey...come on!  Stand up...get on your feet!

 Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say

 

 No more of those pearly whites will they possess

 Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess

 Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease

 At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities

 

 Hey!  Stand up...take out your teeth!

 Toothless people...old and feeble, oh yes

 

 You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em

 They're something you just can't ignore

 If you lose 'em, you're in trouble

 'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

 You need something to show your dentist

 The next time he makes you say "ahh..."

 You don't wanna have to wind up

 Eating all of your food through a straw

 

 Like toothless people

 Toothless people...you'd better brush your teeth now

 Hey...toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people