The Checks In The Mail Lyrics

The Checks In The Mail

(polka medley of various songs by various artists)
["Loser" by
Beck]
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill
me?
(Everybody!)
So un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you
kill me?
Hey!
["Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots]
I am
I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to
you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too
Hurt you too
I know you
want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats
you up inside
I know ya know ya know ya know
Here I come, I come, I
come
Here I come, I come, I come
["All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl
Crow]
'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feelin' I'm not the
only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feelin' I'm not the only
one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa
Monica Boulevard
["Closer" by Nine Inch Nails]
(Help me) I
broke apart my insides
(Help me) I've got no soul to sell
(Help me) The
only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna  you
like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna  you like an
animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to
God
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
["Bang And Blame" by R.E.M.]
You
bang, bang, bang, bang and bang
Blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang,
bang and bang
It's not my thing, so let it go
["You Oughta Know"
by Alanis Morissette]
Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't
able to make it enough for you to be open wide
(No!)
And every time you
speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
'Til you
died
'Til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind
you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny
me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Yo-o-o-o-o-ou oughta
know
Hey!
["Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing
Pumpkins]
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite
all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say
What
is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a
cage
["My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers]
I love all of
you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know
yourself
["I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters]
I don't owe you
anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe
you anything
["Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden]
Black hole sun,
won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun, won't you
come
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you
come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come
(Black hole sun,
black hole sun)
["Basket Case" by Green Day]
Do you have the
time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I
am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about
it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on
me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
And am I just
paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
["Ear Booker Polka" by Al
Yankovic]
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!
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