That Boy Could Dance Lyrics

That Boy Could Dance

(G. Mejia/C. C. Warren/Al Yankovic)
Taco...grande Taco...grande
Yo quero
chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las
flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno
You see, I just
gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whole
enchilada
My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla
I need a
quesadilla
I  love to stuff my face with  tacos al carbon
With my friends
or when I'm all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito
ranchero
So give me something spicy and hot now
Break out the menu, what
you go, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have
Sour cream on
the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
Taco...grande
Taco...grande
Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
That's
why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho
chip
It's really good  with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro
burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
Well, I hope they feed us
lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Well the combination
plates al come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now
I'm down on my knees, we need some extra
Tomatoes and cheese
And could
you make that separate checks, please?
Taco...grande  Taco...grande
Well
the food is coming I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot
plate!
What you think you're doing with my chili con queso?
Well, if you
want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de gallo
They sure don't make it like
this in Ohio
No  gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
You can toss away
the hot sauce
Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
You better get me a
bowl of guacamole
Y usted, Eugene? Wh's your face turning green?
Don't
you like pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don't,
hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You
can finish it manana
Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no
more
Senor, la cuenta, por favor
If you ain't ever tried real Mexican
cooking, well, you
Oughtta
Just don't drink the
water
Taco...grande
Taco...grande
Taco...grande
Taco...grande
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