Taco Grande Lyrics

Taco Grande

I got my alligator boots.  I wear my pants skin tight.
I wear my dark
sunglasses in the middle of the night.
And when I look in the mirror, oh
it's such an awesome sight.
It makes me want to kneel down and pray.
I'm
so adorable and charming.
I'm sure that you can see.
And everybody's
always tryin' to hang around with me.
They tell me I'm the greatest, and
it's hard to disagree.
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way.
And I'm so
cute,
I can hardly stand it.
And I'm so handsome, honey, I could just
die.
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me,
But at least you can try.
 'Cause
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I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
Yeah,
I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy
guy.
(such a groovy guy)
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.
Baby, are you in
the mood for a little romance?
Well, for starters I could pour some
chocolate pudding down your pants.
And then attach electrodes to your brain,
and watch you dance.
Well, golly, wouldn't that be fun?
Oh, and then I
might decide to tie you up with dental floss.
I'll make you wear a harness,
and I'll show ya who's the boss.
Of course, if you refuse, well honey, it's
your loss.
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone.
So baby, how can you
say its all over?
So how can ya tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that
you're leavin' me for good,
And all I wanna know is why?
I mean, after
all,
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I mean you could do worse.
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