There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs: Spatula City!
Spatula City! A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands
to choose from, in every shape, size and color. And because we eliminate the
middle man, We can sell factory direct to you. Where do you go when you
want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula
City! Spatula City! And this weekend only, take advantage of our special
liquidation sale. Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth for just one
penny. Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents. And what better
way to say, "I Love You" than with the gift of a spatula. Spatula
City! Spatula City! "Hello, this is Si Greemsley, president of Spatula
City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company." Spatual
City! Seven locations. We're in the Yellow Pages under spatulas. "My,
where did you get that lovely spatula?" Spatula City. We sell
spatulas, and that's all!"
