One More Minute Lyrics

One More Minute

-Yep, 'Tis another fine music lyric file by:

         Adrian "Dementia" Brush

         email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu

 

 -Hope you enjoy......

 

 

 

 

 *One More Minute* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

 

  Well I heard that you're leaving

  Gonna leave far behind

  'Cause you found a brand new lover

  You decided that I'm not your type

 

  So I pulled 

  Your name out of my Rolladex

  And I tore all your pictures in two

  And I burned down the malt shop

  Where we used to go

  Just because it reminds me of you.....

 

  That's right

  You ain't gonna see me crying

  I'm glad that you found somebody new

  'Cause I'd rather spend eternity

  Eating shards of broken glass

  Than spend one more minute with you.

 

  I know I may seem kinda bitter

  You got me feeling down in the dumps

  'Cause I'm stranded all alone

  In the gas station of love

  And I have to use the self-service pump...

 

  Oh so honey,

  Let me help you with that suitcase

  You ain't gonna break my heart in two

  'Cause I'd rather have a hundred-thousand

  Paper cuts on my face,

  Than spend one more minute with you..

 

  I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

  Than watch you going out with other men

  I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

  Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

  

  Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

 

  I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches

  Or shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two

  I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

  In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

  Than spend one more minute with you

 

  I'd rather jump naked on huge pile of thumbtacks

  Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue

  I'd dive in a swimming pool filled with 

  Double-edged razor blades

  Than spend one more minute with you

 

  I'd rather rip my heart 

  Right out of my ribcage

  With my bare hands

  And throw it on the floor and

  Stomp on it till 

  I die....

 

  Than spend one more minute with you.....

 

  

 -Weird Al is the God of Romance Ballads...