Living With A Hernia Lyrics

Living With A Hernia

(Steve Tyler/Joe Perry/Mark Hudson/Al Yankovic)
There's somethin' weird in
the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My
roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like
it's alive...
And livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge
Livin' in
the fridge...livin' in the fridge
There's somethin' gross in the fridge
today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you
can name that object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a
better man than I
It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from
growin'
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what it is at all
Livin' in
the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
Livin' in the
fridge
Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated
Fumigated or
cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home
cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
It always
happens, my friend
Again and again and again and again
Somethin' stinks
in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be
liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should take another
peek...
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from
growin'
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what it is at all
Livin' in
the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
Livin' in the
fridge
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it
is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it
is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Livin' in the
fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah
Yeah yeah
yeah
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