(Steve Tyler/Joe Perry/Mark Hudson/Al Yankovic) There's somethin' weird in
the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My
roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like
it's alive... And livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge Livin' in
the fridge...livin' in the fridge There's somethin' gross in the fridge
today It's green and growin' hair It's been there since July If you
can name that object In that baggie over there Then mister, you're a
better man than I It's livin' in the fridge You can't stop the mold from
growin' Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what it is at all Livin' in
the fridge You can't stop the mold from growin' Livin' in the
fridge Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated Fumigated or
cremated and buried at sea? You try to save a little bit of your home
cookin' Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen It always
happens, my friend Again and again and again and again Somethin' stinks
in the fridge today And it's been rottin' there all week It could be
liver cake or woolly mammoth steak Well, maybe I should take another
peek... Livin' in the fridge You can't stop the mold from
growin' Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what it is at all Livin' in
the fridge You can't stop the mold from growin' Livin' in the
fridge Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it
is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it
is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is at all Livin' in the
fridge, yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah Yeah yeah
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