Like A Surgeon Lyrics

Like A Surgeon

-Another fine music lyric file by:

 

   Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)

   email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu

 

 

 

 *Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

 

  I finally made it through Med-School

  Somehow I made it through.

  I'm just an intern, so I'll still make

  A mistake or two..

 

  I was last in my class

  Barely passed at the institute

  Now I'm trying to avoid

  Yeah, I'm trying to avoid a 

  Malpractice suit..

 

  Like a surgeon

  Cutting for the very first time

  Like a surgeon

  Got your kidneys on my mind

 

  Better give me all your gauze nurse

  This patient's fading fast

  Complications have set in

  Don't know how long he'll last

 

  Let me see that IV

  Here we go

  Time to operate

  I'll pull his insides out

  Yeah, I'll pull his insides out

  And see what he ate....

 

  Like a surgeon (hey!)

  Cutting for the very first time

  Like a surgeon

  Organ transplants on mind..

 

  It's a fact, I'm a quack

  A disgrace to the AMA

  Because my patients die

  Yeah, my patients die

  Before they can pay

 

  Like a surgeon (hey)

  Cutting for the very last time

  Like a surgeon

  Here's a waiver for you to sign

 

  Like a surgeon

  Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh

  Like a surgeon

  When I reach inside

  With my scalpel,

  And my forceps,

  And retractors....

 

 

  Like a surgeon.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 -Weird Al kicks glutious maximus of the rear posterior!!!