Let Me Be Your Hog Lyrics

Let Me Be Your Hog

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off
from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just
a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We've got every color, we've got ev'ry
shade.
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric
that was ever made,
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
We
got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got
tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got
all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up
there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my
size up there?)
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy
off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it's all guaranteed to never
shrink or fade,
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
If you need
a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the
best one that's made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets
with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we'll sell
'em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)
Well, I never made
it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this
trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,
'Cause I'm
known the world over as the King of Suede.
There's a two-for-one sale on our
three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered
boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you
want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
King of Suede.
Don't miss
out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our
color catalog in next week's mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There's a sale
on our double-knit slacks today.
It's the same old sale as
yesterday.
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am,
right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I'm not
afraid,
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.
King of
Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I'll always be King of
Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.