Introduction Carnival Of The Animals Part Two Lyrics

Introduction   Carnival Of The Animals Part Two

(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev)
Hello, Boys
and Girls. This is a story that I like to call,
"Peter and the
Wolf". Are you sitting
comfortably? ARE YOU!? Good, then let's begin
...
Each character is represented by a different instrument of
the
synthesized orchestra. For instance, the part of Billy the Bird
is
played by a flute, like this ...
The part of Bruce the Duck is played
by an oboe ...
Louie the Cat is a clarinet.
All right, he's not *really*
a clarinet - he's just - you know,
h-he's represented by a clarinet
...
The part of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche.
He - ...
What ? ... Can't make it ? ...
Oh.  Okay, um, hmm, in that case,
the part
of the Grandfather will be played by  a bassoon ...
Three French horns play
the part of ... uhm ...
three French horns ... uh ... (The Wolf! It's the
Wolf!)
Right ! The Wolf. Seymour the Wolf ...
The kettle drum and bass
drum represent the sub-machine-gun fire of the
hunters ...
And, of
course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion
...
Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story ...
A long
time ago, in a galaxy far far away ... uh, ... Oh, excuse me
...
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