Introduction Lyrics

Introduction

(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev)
Hello, Boys and Girls.
This is a story that I like to call,
"Peter and the Wolf". Are you
sitting
comfortably? ARE YOU!? Good, then let's begin ...
Each character
is represented by a different instrument of the
synthesized orchestra. For
instance, the part of Billy the Bird is
played by a flute, like this
...
The part of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe ...
Louie the Cat is
a clarinet.
All right, he's not *really* a clarinet - he's just - you
know,
h-he's represented by a clarinet ...
The part of the Grandfather
will be played by Don Amiche.
He - ... What ? ... Can't make it ? ...
Oh.
 Okay, um, hmm, in that case,
the part of the Grandfather will be
played by  a bassoon ...
Three French horns play the part of ... uhm
...
three French horns ... uh ... (The Wolf! It's the Wolf!)
Right ! The
Wolf. Seymour the Wolf ...
The kettle drum and bass drum represent the
sub-machine-gun fire of the
hunters ...
And, of course, as always, the
part of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion ...
Well, that's it
for the introductions. And now, the story ...
A long time ago, in a galaxy
far far away ... uh, ... Oh, excuse me ...
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