I Think Im A Clone Now Lyrics

I Think Im A Clone Now

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the
neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those
color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped
toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till
dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around
Boy, what a
joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter
how I try
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave
me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my
jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube up with glue
All those wedgies he
gave, all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the
Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy,
what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No
matter how I try
You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he
treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he
really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's
house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by
his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic
bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if
ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me it was a
pretty good gag
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll
never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What
a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No
matter how I try
Oh, I remember Larry
[This is followed by some backwards
stuff that is hard to decipher.
I believe it says "Wow, you must have
an awful lot of free time on your
hands." Thanks to Bermuda for
clearing up a couple of the words.]
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