I Remember Larry Lyrics

I Remember Larry

Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a
plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was
nervous,
I guess it just wasn't my night.
Art Fleming gave the
answers,
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
I lost on
Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on
Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope
of winning sank,
'Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went
blank.
I took Potpourri for one hundred,
And then my head started to
spin.
Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,
Just tell me now what I didn't
win,
Yeah, yeah.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on
Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell
what you didn't win: a
twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International,
a case of Turtle
Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco
treat. But
that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front
of
millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your
family
name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow!
You
don't even get a lousy copy of your home game! You're a complete
loser!!
Don't know what I was thinkin' of,
I guess I just wasn't too
bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is
Right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on
Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby...