Hooked On Polkas Lyrics

Hooked On Polkas

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(Hee-eere's
Johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(Hee-eere's
Johnny!)
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has
made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says
that line
"Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special
way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
"Here's
Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
Ed
McMahon's his name...all right
Dressed so fine, he's such a cool
dude
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog
food
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the
other day
He said, "You may already be a winner!"
A trooper to
the end
A Clydesdale's best friend
"Here's Johnny!" he says,
and laughs in his special way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I
love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his
pay
What a living
Oh...(Here's Johnny!  Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o,
no
(Here's Johnny!  Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe
it
(Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
Ed
McMahon's his name
A very special guy...all right
He's on every
night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the
panel
(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When
he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs
in his special way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love
him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to
fame
Ed McMahon's his name