Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics

Everything You Know Is Wrong

I don't care
If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can
go
And run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up
folks in Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you
happy
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don't
wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I
don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes
It's
all right
You can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose
You
can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing while you're drinking
milk so it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do anything to please
you
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don't
wear those shoes
You can spit in my face if you're so inclined
Baby, I
don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Oh no, don't wear those
shoes
I said, oh no, oh no
Oh no, please don't wear those...
Use my
razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle till it's
flat
You could even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
I
could learn to live with that
But now I'm begging you down on my bended
knees
Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me,
rob me blind
Baby I don't mind, but please don't wear those...
I said, oh
no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't
wear those shoes
You can scratch up my records, you can drink my
booze
But baby, please don't wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I
can't refuse
But darling, please don't wear those shoes
You can play your
bongos while I'm trying to snooze
But honey, please don't wear those
shoes
You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news
But please, please
don't wear those shoes