Dog Eat Dog Lyrics

Dog Eat Dog

Found a job in a great big office

 And I really love this place

 I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser

 And I got a private parking space...ha!

 

 And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it

 In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine

 Don't even touch it, 'cause it doesn't belong to you

 I'm watching you, so don't get funny

 

 I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder

 Watch out...It's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right

 Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

 Here we go

 

 I love to watch my boss get angry

 So I can count the veins on his neck...ha!

 Every day is like a picnic

 Every Friday, get a check

 

 Well, do I smell jelly donuts?  This is my lucky day!

 I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener

 Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut

 They'll never miss it...No, they'll never miss it!

 

 I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder

 Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right

 Watch out...Hey! Well, it's dog eat dog

 

 Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening

 Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here

 Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"

 Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"

 

 Nobody's sure what I do here

 And that's just fine with me

 Five o'clock is here much too soon now

 'Cause I just never wanna leave

 

 I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals

 Maybe I could get on David Letterman

 I think I made a big mistake

 Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper?

 

 I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now

 Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right

 Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog

 Watch me work...Hey! Hey! Stand back now!

 Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good

 Hey! Dog eat dog