Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics

Christmas At Ground Zero

CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO - by Weird Al Yankovic

 

 It's Christmas at Ground Zero

 There's music in the air

 The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'

 While the air raid sirens blare

 

 It's Christmas at Ground Zero

 The button has been pressed

 The radio just let us know

 That "This is not a test..."

 

 Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'

 It's the end of all humanity

 No more time for last minute shoppin'

 It's time to face your final destiny

 

 Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero

 There's panic in the crowd

 We can dodge debris while we trim the tree

 Underneath a mushroom cloud

 

 You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop

 Or Jack Frost on your windowsill

 But if someone's climbin' down your chimney

 You better load your gun and shoot to kill

 

 Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero

 And if the radiation level's okay

 I'll go out with you and see the all new

 Mutations on New Year's Day

 

 It's Christmas at Ground Zero

 Just seconds left to go

 I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover

 Underneath the mistletoe

 

 It's Christmas at Ground Zero

 Now the missiles are on their way

 What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked

 On this jolly holiday

 What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked

 On this jolly holiday