(Al Yankovic) Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She
showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been
flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go 'Cause
I'll do anything just to spend a little time With the cutest flight
attendant I know CHORUS You set my ever-lovin' heart on fire, Airline
Amy Tell me I'm your favorite frequent flier, Airline Amy Found a little
piece of heaven on a 747 And no one else can take me higher than Airline
Amy Every one of our dates is at thirty thousand feet She always points
out the exits to me, she's so sweet You know she gets me my headphones for
free Refills my coffee cup whenever I ask And you gotta admit my baby
looks pretty hot When she ain't wearin' that oxygen mask CHORUS Amy,
darlin', don't you know, you really drive me nuts Every time you're handing
out those honey roasted peanuts Airline Amy, this is my new mission Gotta
get you in an upright locked
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