Alligator Lyrics

Alligator

(Al Yankovic)
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight
She
showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight
Now lately I've been
flying to all kinds of places
That I never really wanted to go
'Cause
I'll do anything just to spend a little time
With the cutest flight
attendant I know
CHORUS
You set my ever-lovin' heart on fire, Airline
Amy
Tell me I'm your favorite frequent flier, Airline Amy
Found a little
piece of heaven on a 747
And no one else can take me higher than Airline
Amy
Every one of our dates is at thirty thousand feet
She always points
out the exits to me, she's so sweet
You know she gets me my headphones for
free
Refills my coffee cup whenever I  ask
And you gotta admit my baby
looks pretty hot
When she ain't wearin' that oxygen mask
CHORUS
Amy,
darlin', don't you know, you really drive me nuts
Every time you're handing
out those honey roasted peanuts
Airline Amy, this is my new mission
Gotta
get you in an upright locked
position
CHORUS
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