Plastic Surgery Lyrics

Plastic Surgery

featuring Ras Kass, Saafir

Intro:
Arabian Voice:Doctor, Doctor, I need
help Doctor
Nurse:Sit down and wait your turn
Xzibit: Sit your ass
down

Saafir:
You have, scars in your mask like Seal
That ain't for
real
We'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit back

Xzibit:
Your flow
remind me of a nigga that I just don't feel
Same style and delivery
Might
as well have his grill
Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
25 hundered
get you style enhanced
It's like...

Saafir:
This, mask right will
lift your grill
It'll put height in your mack
Don't take to much
off
If you want a nose like Michael Jackson

Xzibit:
If you want it
done right, nigga come see this
maybe even send your bitch
We can fix
them tits
From a C cup to a double D cup
Make them big shits, doctor lick
em, yeah

Saafir:
I like to, axe em, jack em for their
financial
need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner
racial
After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone
Nothin' my
scaple can't fix
What kind of face you want

Singing Voice:
I want
the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

Saafir:
It'll cost
you

Singing Voice:
But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that
nigga face named Saafir!

Saafir:
That's inposterous, plus I never
cloned a microphone
What type of shit you on, I hope you got
insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And lead you to an anestetic
breather
If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it
right
Casue being fake ain't tight
You need plastic
surgury

Hook:
I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
(It
seems you need plastic surgury)X5

Xzibit:
I'm located, at, the bottom
of the black list
I like to malpractice, complicate a
surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
feel the
utencil, knife is dull like a pencil
And what?
When a nigga place pussy
get fucked
Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,
Transfused
from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of all hip
hop clones

Ras Kass:
I date fat girls that weight 215
With low
self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy
I'm performing vinyl
liposuctions

Saafir:
Phat MC

Ras Kass:
Phat production,
motherfuckin' facial reconstruction
Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ?
to require cosmetic
sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
the
only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

Saafir:
This
shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic
After Captain Save A Hoe,
we had the luitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from
the classic
niggas get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras
Kass:
I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle
Criminal
Genius
operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas
penis
Take it to your face like a skin graph
rappers, I specialize in
talent transplants (word?)
You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to
college
And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere
be
swallowin'
Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers
so you can C
(see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to
the contender, we can
Million Man March all the way to December
January,
Feburary 28th

Saafir:
I, never, wash my hands
The only rubber
gloves I wear is on my dick
But I'll split you quick
Like Jackie Chan,
the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't
trip
Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip
on a tile that file and twist ya
lips
Like Collin Powell
Descriptions I'm overwrite
For the ones thats
over bitin' on dental records
bitin', to God, send your blessings
I'll
put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks
and bitches, I have, ? half blind
in the paper, they named me
A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long
line of clients
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You don't have an appointment
or an application
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never lackin'
when I"m insurting these plastic patches
Seems like you need plastic surgury