Third Leg Lyrics

Third Leg

I got armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92 

It's fully locked and
loaded and it's waiting just for you 

A nickel plated magnum with the
custom fitted grips 

A fully auto AK with the big banana clip 

A
.45 baretta with an extra magazine 

A sawed of riot shotgun and the
mighty M-16 

A back up Colt .380 that I keep inside my sock 

All my
guns are so much fun I love them like my cock 



My 3rd leg is my
savior 

My 3rd leg's like a son 

My 3rd leg is my master 

My
3rd leg is my gun 



I've got confiscated weapons from a hundred
bogus busts 

That wait for me when I get home to satisfy my lust 

I
feel their barrel close to mine it's making me erupt 

It's so good to be a
cop so good to be corrupt 



My 3rd leg is my savior 

My 3rd
leg's like a son 

My 3rd leg is my master 

My 3rd leg is my gun