Cartoon Boyfriend Lyrics

Cartoon Boyfriend

"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said Confused you will be
He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again Annoyed she will be
CHORUS Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out "There's a girl at my
door and she's begging for more," he said "Abused you will be" "If you touch a
hair on my head then you'd be better off dead" She said "Oh joking you must be"
CHORUS There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met And now there's
just pieces of coal There was a thought in his head the first time she said And
now there's just a gaping hole (They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what
he did with his crayons and stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.)
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