My lavatory has been my sanctuary
And it's easy for you to laugh at me
'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby
Rubadubdub one man in
a tub and it's me
Always me
CHORUS
And now the time has come
to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door is broke
And
now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is
slow
Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine
I been stuck in here
since 1959
That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby
But it's okay,
yeah it's okay
Cos when they come to take me away
I will be clean,
I will be clean
CHORUS
Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby
But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better
Than 30 years on the
back seat of a car
Oh beat me with the pumice stone
Eight to the
bar
CHORUS
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